Sæson
Episode
- Episode 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
- Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt
- Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- Episode 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
- Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Episode 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
- Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Episode 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- Episode 10: Here I Come, Pants!
- Episode 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
- Episode 12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off
- Episode 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Episode 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
- Episode 16: Of Course He's Dead (2)
Two and a Half Men Sæson 12 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Harper brødrene Charlie og Alan er næsten modsætninger, de har meget lidt til fælles, bortset fra deres antipati for deres dominerende mor, Evelyn. Alan er smidt ud af sin manipulerende kone, Judith. Charlie er en freelance jingle komponist og uimodståelig cassanova, der bor i sit luksuriøse beach-house. Charlie giver midlertidigt Alan og hans søn Jake et sted at bo efter skilsmissen. Deres modstridende livsstile giver dem masse af problemer og diskutioner.
