Season
Episode
- Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
- Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
- Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
- Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover
- Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse
- Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
- Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
- Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
- Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!
- Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
- Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
- Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
- Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
- Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
- Episode 23: The Straw in My Donut Hole
- Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Two and a Half Men Season 9 Thank You for the Intercourse
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
